Saturday, August 14, 2010

The 5 Types of People You Meet on Xbox Live


The Rager
This is the person who gets mad about anything there is to get mad about. "Dude how did he kill me from that far away? This game is bulls**t! I'm about to quit! Oh my god get outta my way! Ok I'm gone. *leaves game*" These are the ones who you just want to punch in the face and call them a no-life.






The Cool Guy
This guy is one of the cockiest players in the entire community. He thinks he knows everything about the game and he tries to tell his team lies about his life in order to make himself seem great. We all know that in real life, this guy is a complete idiot and he is incredibly weird, that's why he tries so hard to seem cool.







The Small Child
We all know of them, and we all love to hate them. These are the little kids who like to talk junk with their squeaky voices, and your ears cringe at the sound of it. They always roam in packs too. It's kind of odd.









The Girl Gamer 
Girl gamers will always be harassed online and they know it. From the nerds who freak-out when a girl joins and say "Oh my god is that a girl?", to guys who try to be all cool and suave and use cheesy pick-up lines such as "Don't mind the other guys on here they are all dbags, I'm not like them." Girls are trying to play the game just like everyone else.











The Chill Gamer
These are the guys who just want to play to game. They care about their stats and how they do in the game, but all in all they just want to play for fun. These are some of the least common gamers out there.